Crazy Dreams

         Usually I would begin a very long and drawn out explanation of my views on dreams and the psychology of it and blah blah blah but maybe another time. Now I just want to touch on the comical nature of dreams.
           The CRAZIEST dream of my life that I can remember goes like this;
    
I was a talking vegetable. Maybe a tomato, or an apple even, but its all a little hazy. I was driving a race car in a bowling alley when suddenly a cannon ball blew my car up. I then got out unscathed and proceeded to shoot a cannon ball that randomly came out of a random cannon that I randomly now had possession of. But suddenly an old friend of mine appeared and talked to me about the fact that I left my pajamas in the swimming pool and that my favorite television program was now cancelled. I was now somewhere else entirely and I think it was a beach and a guy in a little lemonade-stand thing told me not to tell anyone that he was selling oranges. I told him i'm a vegetable and he looked confused.

          And that's as far as I can remember. What's the CRAZIEST dream that you ever had? Does it fit the acronym CRAZIEST with key words?

C - cannon
R - random
A - apple (potentially:0)
Z - ...its all pretty ZANEY
I - illegal driving (in bowling alleys)
E - evasion of a cannon ball
S - swimming pool (containing my discarded pajamas?)
T - tomato

      Love to hear your dream and your terrible attempt to fit it into the ironically overall fitting acronym CRAZIEST.
       The only insight today was but of a subconscious movie that premiered in my head one night, but of course this is Kel's Insight, and I hope I have brought something out of fog, into focus, and in sight. Dream On readers!